Domani lo scrivo (Gonna write it down tomorrow)

Pro loco Dio ricomparve - non me l'aspettavo - alle 10:18 del 26 sei 2006, in coda al c'è-chin  dell'aeroporto di Caselle (lo scrivente è l'umile Sai Baba. Oltre che "umile" è anche "magico", in quanto riesce a scrivere mentre si taglia le unghie dei piedi). Si accorse d'esser ricomparso quando vide il pelato. Poiché non era un pelato qualsiasi. Infatti era Peppe Servillo (uno che se viaggia, viaggia solo in aereo). Ma Dio non lo riconobbe subito, altrimenti non gli avrebbe rivolto la parola (si sa, il Dio viaggiatore schifa i personaggi famosi o, almeno, quelli più famosi di lui). Così gli chiese se per caso fosse già uscito il terno. - No - gli rispose Peppe in una lingua che non era la sua, ma nemmeno la mia - ...ma tu dormi e sogna così. - Accipicchia! - esclamò Dio. Poi lo riconobbe e lo schifò. PARTE Dio scomparve di nuovo sotto una macchina luminosa e rumorosa. Forse un ghostbuster che l'aveva scambiato per un ectoplasma. C

    LANDLADY - You're using the wrong can opener. That's the one I use for the cat food - THAT one over there is the can opener for people. STUPID LODGER - ...uh, I'm pretty sure I've seen you use THIS very one to open a common can of tuna. LANDLADY - Yes, and I was feeding it to the cat [stupid lodger]!

STUPID LODGER - Yesterday I had to use the tumble dryer for my clothes, as it rained all day. LANDLADY - Were you short of clothes? STUPID LODGER - Oh no, I obviously had plenty of clean dry clothes in my room ...I just enjoyed doing the laundry, just for fun, you know... LANDLADY - Read a book, if you get bored. Anyway, you don't use the tumble dryer this time of the year [stupid lodger].

  LANDLADY - ...all food scraps go into that small bin near the sink , and don't mix 'em with kitchen paper as you did last time. STUPID LODGER - Why not? In my Country paper towels are considered humid waste, just  as food LANDLADY - In this Country a paper towel is still paper, and it goes with paper scrap. STUPID LODGER - Uh ...OK then. LANDLADY - ...and when the small bin is full, chuck everything in the big brown recycle bin, in the backyard. Is that all clear? STUPID LODGER - Yes, I guess so. LANDLADY - But remember: you can't throw food just like that, you have to wrap it first in an old newspaper. Is that clear? STUPID LODGER - Er... in a what ? LANDLADY - Do you even understand what I'm saying [stupid lodger]?

LANDLADY - You're gonna have a bitter coffee tomorrow morning. STUPID LODGER - I beg your pardon? LANDLADY - Yes, 'cos you bought Caster Sugar instead of normal Granulated sugar! STUPID LODGER - uh ...and that's not good for sweetening coffees? LANDLADY - Noo ...That's for making cakes [stupid lodger]!